Christmas comes but once a year, so there really is a reason to be thankful.

It wasn't that I started my Christmas visit to mum and dad's place by picking up a turd and mopping up pools of piss. As Greg says, we've come to expect that. It wasn't that mum sat before the Christmas dinner that Rachel had prepared for her, fiddling and twisting at a knot she had inadvertently made out of her blouse sleeve, watch strap and a tissue. She seemed unaware that the food was in front of her, and when I picked up a fork and tried to place it in her hand it was as useless as if I was trying to get a cat's paw to grasp it.

It wasn't that dad complained about not going for an outing, or that he asked his same favourite questions ('what time is it?', 'what day is it?', 'how old am I?', etc.) over and over again. It was that mum hid my keys, so that when it was time to leave I couldn't even get into my car.

It was bound to happen some time, and I have usually taken precautions against having my belongings interfered with when I am at mum and dad's. When I first realised the keys were missing I did a rapid scan of the house, looking in easy to access places, such as the shower stall, the fronts of drawers, etc. When this was unsuccessful, I started on the forensic search. sitting down in front of the escritoire and going through every drawer carefully, then doing the same at the dining room sideboard.

Rachel had meanwhile formed the theory that the blue jacket that mum had been carrying around had had something to do with it. And she was right. She found the jacket stuffed into a wardrobe drawer and inside one of its pockets were my keys.

During my part of the search I had found a few things that had been missing for a while: dust pan and brush, and place mats (inside the escritoire), unopened letters and a meals on wheels meal (in a wardrobe drawer). The meal was so mouldy that when I lifted it it fell through my fingers and spread a cloud of mould dust and crumbs on the floor.

One thing that I felt might be positive was that dad seemed to have come around to the idea of going into a home. I'd told him that I really thought the outings were not likely to happen again until mum was in care and dad and I could go alone. He picked up on this idea enthusiastically, asking many times when we could organise this. It was as if he couldn't get her packed of quickly enough.

Two days later I was back at the house for my regular Thursday visit. I fed the cats, changed the bedding, collected the mail, and then began laying the table for dinner (sandwiches and orange juice).
'Oh, we're eating here, are we? I was looking forward to going out to the mall,' said dad.
'Dad, look at mum. She's in no fit state to go out. Mum was dressed unusually scruffily, hair wild and dirty, her skin now a mess from sleeping in her own piss night after night, unable to know any more what to do at the table, and on top of all that, on the verge of an anxiety attack whenever she is outside the house. I explained all this to dad.
'So, we're not going to the mall, then?' he asked, 'I was really looking forward to that.'
'Not until mum goes into care, dad?'
'Oh, when was this arranged?'
'We've been working on it for a long time, dad.' I said, 'You and I talked about it two days ago and you were all in favour of it.'
'Well I disagree with you there,' he said.

So we were back to square one. He was staying in his house because he and mum were 'doing all right'. I dropped that subject, but dad was not prepared to drop his.
'Why aren't we going to the mall? I was really looking forward to that.'

Another 15 minutes of this and I had had enough. 'Look, dad. I've come over here to clean up, feed you and sort out the mail. If all we are going to talk about is how unfair it is that you can't go to the mall, I may as well go now.'
I picked up my things and said goodbye to mum too. I drove up towards Greg's place, but stopped off at a beach, pointing my car towards the waves and listening to the cricket commentary on the radio. I ignored the phone, which showed dad calling over and over again. By the time I got to Greg's place, he and Regan had been getting calls from dad, too.
'I don't know what's wrong with Mike. He came in here and threw food on the table and then stormed off in a most uncouth manner.'

My phone kept ringing. Soon Rachel rang to find out why she was getting calls from dad too. Greg got fed up and asked me to speak to dad, which I did next time he called. I assured him I wasn't angry. He told me he was upset. I could not find it in myself to say sorry.

My honest self-appraisal is that these days I just do not care any more. When I see mum all dirty and dad miserable because the one small lifting of his daily monotony has been taken away, I do not feel any sympathy. I just wonder about (seemingly elusive) ways to solve these problems. And I do that out of a sense of duty, nothing more. I find myself looking forward to an end to these escalating problems. Lives like theirs are now seem hardly worth living and I am always wondering what I will feel when they die. Sad and relieved, I think.